A Parody Based on an Actual Instruction Packet Nothing contained herein constitutes medical advice. If you sue me, I will counter-sue you...

Disclaimer: The following post is meant to be funny, not a point of reference for future potential employers. In all the years that I’ve...

I watch a lot of House Hunters International before bed because I find it to be soothing and I like seeing how people live in other parts...

Disclaimer: The title of this post is misleading and some parts of the story are grossly exaggerated. Also…it’s hard to spell...

Hello! It’s Friday and I’m feeling a little bit lazy, so instead of writing a blog post, I’m just making a bullet point list of my recent...

The longer I live the clearer it becomes: people are weird. I don’t mean the kind of weird that everyone used to make fun of in the 90s...

It’s a wonderful privilege to live in America and be able to shop freely for products that we want or need. It’s also a privilege to be...

A love letter in a time when you can’t tell girls they’re pretty, you can’t praise anyone for results or achievements, and everyone is...

Not to grossly generalize (which is exactly what I’m doing), but I’ve noticed, through my own experiences and from talking with friends,...

Why does my phone change “about” to “Soviet”? Is it the 1980s? If a pregnant woman is snoring but her husband is sleeping on the couch,...

For the month of August, we transported our family to “the country” (which, for me, means anything that is neither city nor suburb)....

The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines etiquette as “The conduct or procedure required by good breeding or prescribed by authority to be...

Sigh.  I just love sweets.  I just love them so, so much.  I always tell my husband that I want to open an ice cream parlor/crêperie, but...

Expressions.  I didn’t grow up hearing them very often so, most of the time, when someone uses one, I don’t understand it and I just nod...

I went to see Larry David’s “Fish in the Dark”.  I realized a little late in the game that I wanted to see the show and by the time I had...

Hi!  I hope you’re having a nice Spring Break or, as we New Yorkers are apt to say, an “extended Winter.”  Cue the violins playing and...

It’s no secret that I like to eat.  I love trying new restaurants and I can’t really diet because I just enjoy food too much.  I think...

Have you ever noticed that certain medications have ridiculously ironic/disturbing/hilarious (but only if it’s not happening to me) side...

House Hunters.  Watching that show is my favorite ritual right before bed.  I pop on the TV and take a journey with people searching for...

I sat down in our news studio to interview Old McDonald about the changes that have taken place in the farming industry over the years...