Jan 28, 20161 minToday’s MusingsWhy does my phone change “about” to “Soviet”? Is it the 1980s? If a pregnant woman is snoring but her husband is sleeping on the couch,...
Jan 11, 20164 min800-588-2300 EmpiiiiireAfter a particularly nasty run-in with a particularly nasty and irrational neighbor, I had Empire Today install some relatively...
Nov 11, 20153 minMoving Out…Moving On?My parents are moving out of my (third) childhood home where I lived from ages 9-18, during college breaks, and for two years after...
Oct 13, 20155 minApartment NewsletterThe following is a fictional newsletter, circulated to a fictional group of residents in a fictional apartment building. The...
Sep 16, 20152 min“The Country, ” Deer Crossing and a Whole Lot of LaundryFor the month of August, we transported our family to “the country” (which, for me, means anything that is neither city nor suburb)....